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How The World Will End

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Ho-kay, so here's the Earth...it's chilling. Damn, that is a sweet Earth, you might say. WRONG...alright, ruling out the
ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definitely going to blow ourselves up.

Ho-kay, so basically we've got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us, with nukes. We've got about twenty-six hundred more than anybody else, whatever.

Hanyway, one day we decide those Chinese Sons of a Bitches... are goin' down. So we launch a nuke at China. While it's on its way, China's like, "Shit! Shit! Who the fuck is shooting us?" "Oh well! Fire missiles!"

Then France is like, "Shit guys, we got ze missiles, zey are coming, fire our shit!" "But I am le tired..." "Well, have a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!"

Meanwhile, Australia is down there like, "WTF, mates?" India, Israel, and Pakistan launch their shit so now we got missiles flying everywhere passing each other. Russia's like, "AHH, MOTHERLAND!"

Then England's like, "'bout that time, eh, chaps?" "Right-o," so now the US is like, "Fuck, we're dumbasses." Canada's like, "What's going on, EH?"

Australia's still like, "WTF?». Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor's like, "Well, fuck that". So, now we got nuclear winter. H'everyone's dead, 'cept Australia and they're still like, "WTF?"...but they'll be dead soon. Fucking kangaroos...

But, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to work on California breaking off from the United States. To go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come, too. THE END!

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